Ratings

New Ratings

Out of 10 for both live and studio – introduced in December 2017!

0 – Go and listen to something else, maybe some Taylor Swift. There is absolutely nothing to see here. Nothing. Ever.

1 – Band members and record label execs should be condemed to Death Row for putting out shit like this.

2 – Send the band some hate mail advising them they should go back to the studio until they can release something that sounds better than a wet fart.

3 – Some good, some bad, some ugly. One or two songs are worth some listening but overall you’ll be wishing you’d listened to something else.

4 – Someone should have saved themselves some money on studio, engineering and mixing time and just put out an EP.

5 – Average. Probably half a decent album with a few good ideas but let down by some weirdness. Probably brought on by an Alien abduction experiance during a recording session.

6 – Something is missing. Another guitarist? A better drummer? A couple more or a couple less beers?

7 – Solid. If everything was this good, the World would be a happy place.

8 – So close. So close to being something really, really special. Touching distance. You can taste it.

9 – This is so good, it’s like fresh meat at a Vampire party. You’ll want to listen to this band over and over again until your ears bleed and you know every word

10 – Stunning. Award Winning.

Old Ratings

Pre-December 2017! Ratings are out of 5 for the reviews, both Live and Studio. Here is what they mean.

0 – Go and listen to something else, maybe some Taylor Swift. There is absolutely nothing to see here. Nothing. Ever.

1 – Send the band some hate mail advising them they should go back to the studio until they can release something that sounds better than a wet fart.

2 – Some good, some bad, some ugly. One or two songs are worth some listening but overall you’ll be wishing you’d listened to something else.

3 – Like… Average. Just… Average. Probably half of something good and half of something that smells like… bad. Just… consolidate.

4 – Solid without being stunning. If everything was this good, the World would be a happy place.

5 – This is so good, it’s like fresh meat at a Vampire party. You’ll want to listen to this band over and over again until your ears bleed and you know every word